Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I AM VODKA MAN
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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