i think i have herpe
just one?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
