After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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