I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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