Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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