i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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