first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
my liver is dry heaving
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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