i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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