margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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