turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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