TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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