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(973): View more from New Jersey

YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

:( I miss blowjobs.

(973): View more from New Jersey

This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

I respect that

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

Wtf? What happened?

(931): View more from Tennessee

Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

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dude its may

(843): View more from South Carolina

Work with me here, man.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!

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(631): View more from New York

The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse

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