Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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