You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
