yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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