I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
