Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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