if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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