Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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