I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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