it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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