scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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