Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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