i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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