I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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