I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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