he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
is it fun? or sober?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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