He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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