i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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