i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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