But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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