btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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