I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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