There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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