Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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