Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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