It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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