: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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