i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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