that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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