I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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