This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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