sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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