No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
birth control should be required to get into college
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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