Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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