Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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