I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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