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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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(901): View more from Tennessee

hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.

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(61): View more from Australia

I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.

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(209): View more from California

You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb

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