Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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