Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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